nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film

nerdthatlovesfood:

thempress:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

For getting his Uncle murdered I’m guessing. 

Happiness turns you into a Michael Bay film

(via lancentral)

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

image

 

(via queer-drops-on-my-guitar)

transyoite:

yungrufio:

megasumpex:

shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things

or over-remembering. remembering things no one else seems to remember but still having blankets of empty in their memory and wondering why they can’t remember chunks of things or why their timelines are all off

oh my god i thought i was alone

(via queer-drops-on-my-guitar)

when your door’s left open

cannibal-kaneki:

what it looks like:
image

what it feels like:
image

(via thunderstoned)

ratboigles:

i think this is as good a time to post this as any

(via toothianafairy)

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

artichokehold:

simba got a new maine

(via the-hands-that-weave)